Are you for real? Kick Wes' butt back to Texas and spare us all the grief of having to look at his pig face again. Seriously.
You need to be flushed down someones toilet. Actually, you don't even deserve the luxury of being flushed down pretty white porcelain. You are a disgrace to men. I wish I could smack you over the head with that stupid guitar of yours. I guess you do sing kind of pretty though. Who cares, you still suck.
You did the right thing. (Said like the Grinch) Now could I please get some free flights?
I was sad to see you go. I may or may not have shed a tear for you. You'll make some little hotty happy.
Glad you came back! She better choose you otherwise... I refuse to watch this show next season.