Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Ghetto hippo!

While laying in bed the other night...

Me: "Husband, did you ask for a hippopotamus for Christmas?"

Hubs: ....look of confusion.
Me: (pointing to my belly) "Cause that's what you got!"
Hubs: "Did that really just come to your head?" (While laughing his face off!)
Me: "Yeah, I'm funny remember?"
cricket.
.......................................
While cooking dinner, blasting Rhianna, and shakin what my mama gave me...
Hubs: Walks into the kitchen "What the heck are you listening to?"
Me: "Rhianna duh."
Hubs: Chuckles out loud "My cute little ghetto wife!"
Me: "Ghetto?" With a look that says take that back before I throw your dinner in the trash.
Hubs: Droppin it like it's hot in the middle of the kitchen, not hearing a word I'm saying.
So, obviously I'm ghetto and not as funny as I think I am!
In other news-
*The little sugar plum in my tummy is a hyper one...especially when I'm trying to go to sleep at night. He's trying his hardest to push my belly button out. Good luck with that son.
* My 22nd birthday is this Sunday. Yikes! How did that happen?
*I'm heading to Idaho in 2 weeks to visit the fam... they get to witness me in all my preggy glory!

20 comments:

Kassi Moyers said...

HOLY COW YOU ARE THE CUTEST PREGNANT GIRL EVER!!!!!!!

happy birthday sunday. my birthday is saturday. can we go out to dinner together sometime?? i really miss you

bAiLeY said...

hey my ghetto hippo sister! i had the weirdest dream last night. so you were telling everyone that you were having a boy, but you were actually just tricking everyone! and you were having a girl!! you had made up the whole story about you crying and you wanted to surprise everyone!! isn't that so funny?!
i am soo excited to see you!!

love you!
~bailey

Rad Rachel said...

This is hilarious Bree! You're funny. I'm so sad you're going home when I wont be there. I want to see your pregie-ness!

ps..... Sunday sounds like a glorious day :)

Matt and Brooke said...

You are such a cute prego lady!!

Austin and Ashtyn said...

haha love it! Shake what you got girly, there is nothing better then loving and enjoying your pregnant body! Oh ps I got distracted and never commented on your last post but if I can give you one word of advice when picking out your chair for his room, go for compfort!! I know sometimes that means it always cant be as cute as you want, but you can find a way.. and I promise when you are up every few hours (for many hours) in that chair rocking and feeding you will be SOOO grateful!! :)

dina marie said...

You always get a laugh out loud from me. We are so excited to have you home for a visit. I hate that you don't live in Idaho...stupid Arizona. I love the line, "Shakin' what my mama gave me!" I definitely gave you something that I don't got. :)

Devin & Ruthann said...

Haha you guys are cute together! And you look hott!

Higgs Happenin's said...

haha you're so funny. I love your preg-ness!

Jessica Nicole said...

haha i loved this story!

p.s. my sister julie just had her baby yesterday!

bruce ♥ chanteal said...

I am pretty sure you are the cutest pregnant girl I have ever seen!! I hope you have a really good birthday on Sunday.... Isn't so weird that we are getting old!

P.s. I LOVE Idaho! Why do you guys live in AZ instead of ID.. My hubbs is trying to talk me into moving up here for good. Have you ever been up to Coeur d'Alene?

Sarah Gessel said...

Bree,
I love your blog. Your stories are hilarious, your crafts are super cute and of course you are too.

Whitney said...

Girl get down!!Rhianna is ghetto now? Im ghetto then. Sweet. You are hysterical. If you claim to be a hippo now(which you are not), you are in for a rude awakening come 9 months.

Monte and Brittany said...

your so cute pregnant though! but it sure is hard to feel pretty being that big! i know i felt like a "ghetto hippo" lol

The Maxsons said...

When can I pretty please come to see you're apparenly adorable home? Seriously. Just stumbled upon your blog and I want to see that house of yours!!

Dani said...

hahahaha you and bryce have to be the funniest most ghettoest marrried couple i've ever known, but you both sure have some kick butt dance moves. thats why I LOVE YA! i like to shake what mama gave me in the mirror when i'm in the room by myself. don't even try to tell me i'm the only weird one on this earth who does that, cause its not true. but for real girl, i hope i'm cuter than you when i'm preg...hard to beat though. i can't wait for you to come!!!!! i love you lots.

mindy said...

Found your blog from Tahnee Smith! Just wanted to say your still gorgeous as ever!!! Glad i have an update on your life now! :)

i dont know why but all i can ever think of is junior high writing in peoples year books--- roses are red, violets are blue....:) haha

glad to see your doin well.
Mindy Riggs (hermann)

Higgs Happenin's said...

happy birthday yesterday! You are 22 my friend! woot!

Bethany said...

Congratulations on being pregnant!! I don't know if I ever commented on your other post about it! But you are adorable pregnant! And that is hilarious Bryce thinks your ghetto...remind him he went to westwood...haha

Ian and Kristen said...

I love your cute little belly! When I was in labor I actually thought to myself, "hey it's Bree's birthday too!" Hope it was a good one!

Lauren said...

Bree!
I miss you!!!
Hope all is well! You are super cute!!!